When an Awesome Force, Meets a Spectacular Object. The Best Omegle Conversation Ever.
| An actual conversation I had with a Stranger on Omegle. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Quickly Harry, we must defeat the Dementors! Stranger: Luigi, what happened to you? You: Uhhh, well, long story short... You: Voldemort stole Peach. Stranger: Goddamn him! You: How have the two most powerful forces come together? You: they're in completely different formats Stranger: The world is on the brink of change, my friend. You: Communism? You: Is that what you're telling me?! You: Communism?!?!?! Stranger: That fell long ago, my friend. The sneaky Americans, "liberating" everybody, that's the newest and most dangerous threat on the horizon. You: *EL GASP* Stranger: 'Tis true! You: We must use the forces of magic and British accents combined to defeat those sneaky Americans. Stranger: Unite our forces we must! You: Quickly! Call Ghostbusters for a plan! Stranger: It's too late, we're doomed! You: Into the Dolorean and we shall go back in time! Stranger: *jumps in* You: *Doctor Who theme comes on* You: Hmmm... We seemed to have landed in Cardiff You: Yet again. Stranger: Pinky, we must investigate! You: I seem to have found the problem... There are a group of teenagers, under the name The Breakfast Club. You: Whatever shall we do? Stranger: Bribe them with crack! You: It seems to be working! You: Damn! Their 80s personas are too much! You: Quickly! Hit them with shades of grey! Stranger: *swoosh!* You: Their crazy hairstyles and bright colours are diminishing! You: It's super effective! Stranger: Gah, the hair spray, it blinds! You: So.... sticky.... You: Grab the lighter! Stranger: *flicks switch* You: *Breakfast Club asplodes* You: Phew You: That was a close one! You: Jesus Christ! They seem to have created a hole in the ozone layer! Whatever shall we do? Stranger: Bastards! We must bake them into a tuna pizza, quick! You: In an eco-friendly oven, may I add! You: Let us enjoy this tuna pizza while Captain Planet fixes everything. You: Captain Planet is our bitch, is he not? Stranger: Bitch in chains, yes sir. You: It has been another successful day for the Justice League. *looks off into distance* Stranger: *epic choir sings in the background* You: *crescendos and fades to black* The rest was just getting to know each other. Hope you enjoyed. |
