I Was Curious Of The Case About Benjamin Button...
| The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button... Ok, I do admit I went into this movie thinking "Oh God... Brad Pitt" and the movie was going to be confusing and unrealistic. But I was wrong. I loved it! I mean the story of a person aging backwards is unrealistic but, as you should with movies with fantasy elements, make it seem as realistic as possible - and it did just that! It all linked together and the script was just amazing! I am not much of a fan of Brad Pitt but I made an exception with this movie. It just had everything - comedy in some parts and tragedy in others. The tale had a very understanding basis, as shown at the start of the movie. This movie is a heartwarming classic, like Big Fish for example but very unique. Great cast which equaled to great acting. Direction and cinematography were fantastic. It made me laugh and cry and teaches you that age is no priority as it is the moments that make you're life special. * * * * */* * * * * STARS! But thats just me... lol, I like a lot of movies but I know when one is shit, hehehe! Just thought I should give you a heads up about it. Je T'Aime et la Paix, LameHobo Labels: Awesome, Benjamin, Button, Case, Curious, Movie, Of, The |
Holy Shit! It's Been Ages Since My Last Post! Well, Merry Belated Christmas, Here Is One!
| Merry-bloody-Aussie-Christmas! I hope you all had a wonderful time with your families and got lots of goodies that you wanted... I got one huge of a gift - A TRIP TO MELBOURNE TO SEE BILLY ELLIOT!!! Fuck yeah! Thats all I got but I'm happy :D Also, I'm buying myself a new iPod Nano because ran out of space on my old one - 16GB of music! W00T! I'm going to address this issue because its been driving me up teh wall... One of my best friends, thy name I shalt not speak, is a Christian, of which I don't think is a bad thing, it's just that he keeps hovering over my head with his beliefs. He wants me to convert - i want to be left alone about the issue. This may get boring but just let me rant for a bit... OK this may not sound right or even make sense but I'm gonna say it anyway. Now, in teh Bible there is like one sentance that reads "One man shalt not lay with another man" or some shit like that - inturn telling of of Christianic society that being homosexual is a sin. When confronted with this issue with religion vs. sexuality I mainly turn to anger and here is what I believe - I will not change for anyone or anything in this universe, including God but until he can accept me for who I am, I will not worship the big guy. this is a snippit from the actual conversation and these are my words: look - im not totally shut-down on the idea of a God, i mean, he might be up there - but i keep an open-mind - i don't think everything in the bible is true because it demises people in this modern, "sinful" world My beliefs of loving a many people as possible rises in that argument and God is actually telling people to change which i think is going against his word and will not follow. This is not how the conversation started btw but I'll segue into this topic of relation... Another thing he believes is that people becoming homosexual is the parents fault! WTF! Being gay is no ones fault and should not even arise like that! The only thing that can alter are our values, attitudes and beliefs, ie. Valuing equality, my attitude to accept gay people and myself included and believing that everyone is equal - my VABs btw. We don't choose to be gay, we are, and thats that. What we can choose is to accept and embrace it. This topic started because he we scared that my children would turn gay via the environment that I would bring them up in. Even if they were, i I wouldn't care as long as they are good people! But he is never going to stop pestering me about this stuff because he has "claimed salvation on my soul" which is going to grow into a pain in the neck. Also, I told him that if he can't accept me, all of me, including my being homosexual and beliefs, then he cannot accept me at all... I would like comments about this, please, if you think I said the right there. Lets get onto some good news! I am starting a new story (I should finish my other one... something for me to do tonight!!!!!) and it's all about Emotions. It's tells 5 situations through the eyes of various people in the scenarios, therefore, being able to create a realm of emotional feeling. Other than that nothing that interesting has happened to date... I wish you all the best for the NEW FUCKING YEAR! LOVES YOU ALL! --LameHobo xx Labels: acceptance, Christianity, christmas, equality, homosexuality, merry, presents, Religion |
My POV: Part 1 (there may be more if I think of some more)
This is my point of view on a range of topics and I am merely expressing myself and my feelings:
Love and Peace --LameHobo |
December, 4, 2008
| Its past midnight so it's technically the 5th but I don't care... Here is what happened 'yesterday'. I pretty much watched Will and Grace (up to season 5) woo! and between these sessions I was writing Part III of my story - which was really hard btw! Writing the intimate scenes got harder as i progressed due to the lack of different synonyms I could use. Oh... what else did i do today... oh that's right... I WENT TO THE BILLY JOEL CONCERT!!!!! It was awesome! I hadn;t really heard many of his songs but I still fucking enjoyed it! He is actually quite funny, last line of the whole concert (as I remember): Don't let anyone give you shit! The whole thing was totally amazing! But parking was a horror - it took us like 1.5hours to get home... which sucked and my mum and I created a new game - take the letters from a car's number plate eg. KNS and say a word for each letter - the word needing to start with the same letter eg. KNS = Kissing Neurotic Sluts - Best of the night btw! Anyway, I had one of the best days of my holidays - so far! So I shall chat to you guys later! Love and Peace --LameHobo |
Crystal Perfection - Part III
| READ PART I & II BEFORE THIS ONE!!! BTW: THIS PART HAS MORE SEXUAL REFERENCES!!!! ----- An infinite force of attraction came over me; my heart started racing. His supple and full lips connected with mine, his breath was sweet and warm. Our naked bodies united. His hard rippled body pressed up against my slender one; my smooth thin legs intertwined around his muscular midriff. We moved as one as our tongues wrestled passionately together; it tasted like a sweet summer fruit. Our lips disconnected as his made their way down my neck; I grabbed his hair and pulled it slightly, raw and savage. I moaned with delight. His hands and nails travelled all over my back; he reached the base of my neck, I grabbed his cheeks and pulled his face upward so our lips could meet once again. Another kiss broke into fiery obsession and his tongue met mine again. My hands searched his neck to his buttocks in ultimate lust, our tongues enjoying the friction of passion, our chests rubbing together. All my senses were over taken by our ‘leap of faith’. My mouth pulled away from his, breath still warm and sweet. We held each other firmly into place. Close. Each limb connected with another. I muttered: “I love you, Takoda...” I kissed his neck. “I love you too, Kai...” he replied and our lips touched again, our tongues touching one more time. My arms wrapped around him and we stared into each other’s eyes. “Let’s swim to the bank and watch the sun set,” I suggested to my lover. “As long we are together, all right,” he replied. We soared through the water, hand-in-hand until we reached the bank. The water retracting off of our bodies as we left it and started towards the flora. We found a spot where citrus-coloured leaves had fallen. Takoda lay on them, crunching under his weight. He opened his arm and I lay down next to him, my shoulder in the crook of his and my head resting on his chest. Our unprotected bodies lay close. He moved his hand for side to side, playing with my hair. I lifted my hand and lay it on his chest. Where my fingers caressed his torso; running along the ridges in his perfect chest. My leg repositioned to lie on both of his, my whole body pressing against his side; he curled my hair around his fingers. We watched the sky as it turned to a soft yellow and that drifted into a vivacious pink splashed with bits of orange. My hand now caressing his whole body, he kissed my head. As the pink slowly faded from the sky leaving the orange by itself, we heard Isi from a distance: “Kai! Takoda! The meal is almost ready!” I swung myself over on top of him. He smiled and my chest was drawn to his, my body slid down onto his, mine now reflecting his as if we were a reflection of beauty. I kissed him again, our bodies desiring each other, our tongues flittering with each other. My hand ran down his chest, down his stomach, onto his pelvis and reaching the base of his leg as his arms crushed me into his body. I laughed and so did he, blowing the sweet scent in my face. “We must go,” I said as my hand returned to lie on his cheek, “Isi will be angry if we disobey her.” “Then, lets go” he said kissing me again while running his hands, tickling me all over my body. I stood up and stretched; my limbs tired. He followed me to become vertical and I rested my arms around him. I let go and ran one finger down his chest. I lead, back to the bank and we swam across together. We made a detour via the cliff, to retrieve our cloths. We slid them op our bodies and returned back to the camp. The boar almost finished roasting, Kotori, Iye and Isi were sitting closest to the spit handle. Takoda and I sat opposite them from the roaring fire. The unneeded warmth from the fire attacked my skin, making me sweat. Isi glared at us, suspicion filled her eyes. I caught a glimpse a Takoda in my eye, his russet skin shimmering against the glow of the fire; oh how he is beautiful! After the meal, I was exhausted. I decided to retire to my tent. I trudged over; dusting myself off, I took my cloth of and left it on the outside. I lay down on the ground of my tent, hard but comfortable against my aching limbs. I drifted off into the darkness that is fatigue. I woke, outside dim with the rising sun. Dawn. I felt skin on the back of my slender body. A hand stroking my inner thighs and stomach, I could feel him breathing as it ran down my neck and across my back. His chest pressed against my back, hard but I moulded into it impeccably. I turned over, to face my lover. I stared at him in the eyes; those pulsating crystal blue eyes. With our stomachs touching and his hand massaging my back I felt happy, for the first time in my life. “Let’s swim quickly before everyone else rises,” he said. I kissed him on the forehead and he led the way down to the river. Being careful where we stepped we finally reached the edge of the brook. We swam under the cliff face. I wrapped my arm around his shoulders and tightened my arms to press his powerful body up against my lean smaller body. He thrust me savagely against his lithe pelvis and kissed me roughly; his tongue fighting mine as his breath tickled down my throat once again. I embraced his back, rubbing it and he lifted me from the ground so I would grab his waist with my legs, I followed his lead, his hands grabbing and my buttocks and legs. This lust-filled primitive kiss was strangely passionate and loving. Our bodies rubbed together as our tongues were in unison, his rock hard chest against mine. This act sent tingles up my spine. *Splash*. Something had hit the water next to us. I turned my head, which sent Takoda kissing my neck, and I saw ripples that reacted to the falling rock. I looked up to see a full set of hair blowing fiercely in the wind. The figure turned away rigidly as a crack of thunder rumbled through the air. “Someone has spotted us!” I exclaimed; he stopped dead as I uttered these words. “We shall return and tell them of us.” “That would be the right thing to do,” Takoda said. We swam back to the bank and stepped onto the crunch of the fallen leaves. Takoda lead the way up the hill. We arrived back at the camp and no one was to be seen. Takoda took another step inside the tribal area. Something flickered behind a shrub. A small gleam caught the thing inside the shrub and it was an auburn colour. The sun must be rising. Everything clicked at that very moment and Takoda took another step forward. Isi jumped out from beyond the foliage and thrust a knife into Takoda. “NOOOOO!!” I cried. Takoda turned to face me, blood escaping quickly from a deep and distinct gash across his once perfect chest. Rain had started to pour and diluted some of the blood. My love was dying. “He is mine!” Isi screamed at the dying man. I started to tremble. Rage boiled and burned up inside me and it swelled over. I ran and lunged at Isi, hitting her in the face as my body hit hers. She hit me back in the stomach; I doubled over from the pain. She grabbed a stick and lashed out at me with it. She hit my back, which was the new site of pain. I screamed at her to stop but she kicked me in the stomach. Her face full of envy and rage she swung the wooden weapon downward toward my face. I put my hand up in defence. As it made contact with my hand I grabbed it from her. Seeing the opportunity I hit her square in the ankle with my other hand; she screamed and fell to the earth. I yanked the stick from her hand and jumped to my feet. A bit unsteady and dizzy I repositioned to be as coordinated as possible. She leapt off the ground and pounced at me, I screamed in rage and plunged the stick into her stomach. A strange regurgitation sound escaped her lips and blood ran from her mouth. *Thump*. She hit the ground. Dead. Sorrow hit me like an arrow – it hit my heart and made it bleed at the sight of Takoda. I rushed to his side and lifted him up with one of my arms. Tears eroded from my eyes as I stared into his. I wiped the hair out of his face. “Don’t die, please!” I cried, my tears hitting his chest and melting with the rain. “I... Love... You...” he muttered, a single tear escaped from his crystal eyes. “I love you! Please don’t leave me!” I blubbered, almost whispered. I descended towards his face, and our lips touched for the very last time. His head dropped. My tears swelling and pouring like the weather above me. I caressed his cheek and kissed his lips again, the sweet taste and warm breath gone. Grief overwhelmed my feelings and I screamed as my tears kept drumming on his chest. In spite and broken-hearted I let down Takoda’s body and dragged my feet to the edge off the cliff. Below, the river was wild and rapid. It surged around the indistinct bends and crashed against the cliff face. An image of Takoda flashed in my mind. The very first time we laid eyes on each other: his russet skin glistening, his muscular torso, sinuous pelvis, toned legs and his absolute perfect face with supple lips, his carved nose, rounded jaw, distinct cheekbones, and his eyes. The crystal blue eyes that melted my heart, I looked down again, remembering the eyes that I loved so. And I jumped – drowning – being lost forever in the crystal perfection that was Takoda’s eyes... |
Crystal Perfection - Part II
| YOU MUST READ PART I FIRST!!!!!! I HAVE TO STRESS THAT!!!! Anyway back to the story... ----- The tall figure that surfaced had long straight black locks of hair that travelled down his neck. The neck was built into a perfectly formed muscled torso following into a sinuous pelvis, covered by a cloth that connected with toned yet thin legs, his russet skin radiant in the sunlight. “Hello,” the stranger announced. My eyes snapped up to his beautiful face; distinct cheekbones, that met at a rounded jaw that had an indistinct apex. Then, greeted by his supple lips, the top lip being more full than the other. Bridging with his carved nose shifting up to crystal blue eyes that reflect the water in this very brook; eyes that you could drown in and be lost forever; contrasting from the colour of his auburn skin. “My name is Takoda, what is yours?” He asked. “Kai...” I stammered; dumfounded by his beauty. A warm breeze picks up and makes Takoda’s hair move with it, elegantly. “Kai!” hollered Kotori from the top of the cliff. “Follow me,” I told Takoda. Takoda followed my order and made his way through the river to my side. He stood tall next to me; he smiled, revealing two rows of white sparkling teeth. We made our way up the bank. We we’re greeted with strange looks once we arrived. “This is Takoda, he was on the other side of the river when I was down there washing my cloth,” I explained to my fellow tribe members. “Welcome, Takoda, to our tribe,” Kotori said, “This is Isi, Iye and I am Kotori,” pointing to each individual as he spoke. “We were on our way to hunt and find other bodies, now that you are here, would you like to help us, Takoda?” he asked him. Takoda’s face brightened and he smiled his flawless smile. “I would be more than happy,” Takoda answered. “Very well, Isi, you will stay behind with Kai to prepare for tonight’s feast; to welcome our guest,” Kotori ordered. Isi shrieked at his proposal. The forest awaited them and they marched into the undergrowth. I sat down, on the dirt, extended my long legs and leant on one arm; my other hand drew patterns into the dust. Isi flittered over and sat next to me. She smiled at me and I felt obliged to smile back, so I did. “Now that we’re alone...” she whispered and placed her hand on my shoulder. I was confused at this gesture. I told her the truth of how I felt about her. She then, placed her other hand on my leg. And quickly stroked the inner part of my leg. She then swung herself over on top of me and roughly kissed me. This happened too fast for my belief. “What are you doing?!” I screamed at her. “Satisfying my needs!” she replied. “I don’t want you! Sister!” I screamed again and grabbed her arms and attempted to pull her off me. I succeeded without hurting her, which I would never want to do. She screamed as I dragged her off my body. A faint smell of charcoal filled the air and I vaguely saw a pillar of black smoke escalating from inside the forest. “Look!” I cried, “They must have found more bodies!” She turned around and grunted. At that moment, the other tribe members stepped through the shrubbery and into the campsite, Takoda bearing a wild boar on his broad shoulders and Iye laughing. “We found a colony of rabbits, slaughtered by the beast and we stumbled across another boar, the feast will be a success!” Kotori gloated. “I shall go collect brushwood for tonight’s fire,” I decided quickly so I could ponder on what just happened. I slowly walked towards the trees that bordered our camp and escaped through them into the lively forest. Why would she do that? I am completely bewildered by what she just tried to do. When will she understand that I don’t love her? I gathered the wood and dry leaves as I went. Should I confront her on the act she committed? Or forget about it? I was near the river and something caught my eye as I glanced up toward the canopy, movement up on the cliff. It could be Isi, I will go and speak to her, I decided and made my way up to the cliff. I reached the hard rocky ground that is the cliff and stepped on dry leaves, which crinkled under my pressured. Takoda jumped and stood up before me from behind a shrub, startling me in the process. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you,” I apologised. “I’m unscathed, it’s all right, you just surprised me,” he exclaimed. I moved in closer and sat down on the edge. He sat down next to me, his strong and rugged body crunched as he eased onto the hard ground. His picturesque eyes struck me. “Why were you alone when I found you?” I asked, curious. “I was exiled from my clan for I was said to be possessed. My blue eyes are very rare. Ancient legends say that the last being with blue eyes murdered and fed on six fellow tribe members. Ever since I was old enough, I’ve been alone,” he explained his heart wrenching story. “That’s frightful!” I replied, shocked. “I could not imagine a life without my fellow tribe... I would be lost without them. My tribe will accept you as we are not bias.” “Thank you, Kai. It is very humid, should we go swimming?” he suggested. “I would like that,” I agreed, thoughtfully. He heaved himself up onto his feet; I did the same. His hands slid down his body and hooked into his cloth. His cloth dropped, revealing the rest of his lithe and impeccably formed pelvis. His perfect body now complete and standing before me. He smiled and said: “I hope you don’t mind; the water is a place to feel ultimate freedom.” “It’s all right,” I replied and slid down my own slender body, my hands removed the cloth and I stepped out of them. His face brightened more at my acceptance. He placed his hand on my shoulder and me heart quickened slightly. “Let’s jump,” he proposed. We walked to the edge and flew off the edge. We drifted toward the water. I looked at him the air blowing through his smooth hair, over his elegant body and we hit the water, plummeting into the blue. We resurfaced, his long hair damp sticking to his scalp and youthful face. He wiped it out of his face. I ran my hand through my hair. The water made me fell free – raw. “Lets swim to the waterfall,” I advocated. He nodded and we made our way to the stream of falling water. Our bodies glided in the river. The water droplets impaled the water as they fell from the stream on higher land. I dipped my head back in the water – the sound more concentrated and I whirled through the wall of bubbles and reached the other side. An echoic cove greeted me with the sound of the water on water. Takoda followed my lead and his head broke the surface; his face covered with his hair again. I laughed and wiped it away from his face. My hand stroked his jaw line. And our bodies shifted closer and his lips drew closer to mine... |
Crystal Perfection: Part I
| The motionless body lay there mangled. Hair entwined and knotted through the fingers of the victim. Three red, swollen gashes lay across the man’s back; I knelt in closer observing the strange scene. Purple imprints embedded into his legs and scratches layered all over the corpse. “Kai, come away from him,” Isi told me. “Do you think the same beast attacked Kajika as the other animals we found?” I asked her. I stood away from the carcass and stood to face my fellow tribe members. Isi, Kotori and Iye faced me. Their eyes half-filled with grief. “We must burn the body,” Kotori suggested. We gathered sticks and leaves, crunching as we went, to cover the body of kindling. Once we had finished, I struck a jagged rock with my knife and fire eroded from the spark; orange licks of flame, turning the once dry leaves into black smoke as it rose towards the sky. Iye recited a short prayer and we soon abandoned the body, to head back to the small camp we called home. Snap. A foreign noise came from beyond. Food. We all sprung into action. I signalled for them to go around; trap the animal. They followed my orders and a small black figure came into sight. We all edged closer... Snap and the boar shot from the spot it was searching. Kotori and I raced to catch up with the fast runt. Kotori ran ahead and cut the pig off of its original course. I jumped and landed on the hogs back; crushing it under my light weight. Kicking and screaming the pig yelped to find a way out. I could vaguely hear Isi and Iye’s footsteps coming towards us. I pulled my knife from my cloth and ran it along the boar’s throat. A rusty-blood smell filled my senses as the blood trickled down its fur and spilled onto the earthy terrain beneath. I retracted my knife, wiped it clean on a leaf and placed it back. I stood up. Isi and Iye cut a thick branch from a tree and we all tied its hoofs to the trunk. We trudged slowly back to camp and set the boar down next on the hearth of the fire. We all set out to do different jobs – Kotori skinned the boar – ready for cooking, Iye collected firewood and Isi and I went to collect water down from the river. A Gilli bird sung in the trees as we worked our way down to the water the smell of dusk approaching – the sun was slowly descending in the sky. We reached the bank when Isi asked: “Kai, do you like me?” “Of coarse I do!” I replied as I dipped wooden container into the rippling water – a fish swam away from my action. “I mean,” she started again, “do you find me alluring? Would you kiss me?” A small wind picked up making her hair blow in her face; mine swaying with the air change. She stooped down to my level, looking me in the eyes; her brown eyes testing me. She placed her container into the water as I had done. “Isi, I love you but as family, you’re like a sibling not as much as a lover,” I hesitated and her face dropped. She stood as I did and we made our journey back to camp. The sun had almost fully descended splashing the sky with colours of pinks and oranges. As we arrived, Iye struck a rock that started the fire – the boar hung over it, on a spit. Kotori sat in front of the blaze and Isi dropped her bucket and sat next to him. Iye and I sat opposite them watching our hunt burn as Kotori turned the pig around. Our skin glistening as sparks flew up into the night sky. I leant against Iye as I watched them rise from the fiery depths. I woke to the feel of a semi-humid day and saw that leaves lay on the ground before us; reds, oranges and yellows filled our camp with beautiful vibrant colours. We had all fallen asleep around the fire; it fuming with red envy of not having enough strength to go on. I sat up; next to me lay Iye and Kotori and Isi we’re huddled together. I was the first to wake of my tribe and I felt sticky. So, I decided to walk up to the cliff that overhung the river below. I perched myself on the edge of the cliff face, took in a deep breath and I leapt off the edge. The wind flew past my face as I was dragged towards the water. Making every limb of my body feel weightless. I hit the water and plunged into the brook. I resurfaced, making my hair heavier, I wiped it out of my face, and water escaped the black mass. As I heard the waterfall in the background, I swam to the lip of the river and walked out of the blue. I removed my cloth, the wind wrapping around my bare body as I bent over and placed it in the water. I scrubbed them in the stream – to rid them of dirt. Once done, I squeezed the water out, stepped into them and slid them up my legs until into place. Snap. My head jerked up and looked around. Everything appeared peaceful. I squinted towards a break in the trees and I saw a flicker of movement. “Stop! Who is there? Come out!” I shouted. A tall russet-figure slowly emerged from the animated foliage to stand and face me across the river. |
December, 3, 2008
| OOOH!!!! IT'S STORMING!!!!! And I have a "friction-powered" torch sitting beside me! Go the environment! Anyway, my day as alright... I guess... Watched Will and Grace again :D:D - In Season 4 I archived my DVD's and it turns out that I have like 200 (maybe over), including Box Sets and Tv on DVD (like Complete Seasons) AND THEY'RE ALL BOUGHT! WHICH IS LIKE WOO! I has lots of respect for the film industry - unlike the music industry which should be free - for everyone to enjoy. I collect Playbill's which are like mini-programs of musicals that go on Broadway... And I collect them - Being the drama nerd that I am! I have a total of 33! which is like WOAH! Unfortunately, the sleepover I planned has to be cancelled *fart noise* New episode of Gossip Girl and My Own Worst Enemy - which at this point in time have not watched yet but its only 7:40pm! FACT: Taylor Lautner is hot! Just thought I'd mention that! *drools* I am brain-storming (ironic much) a story so keep your ears peeled! (is that the right expression?) It's a love story... Just thought I'd let ya know! Well, I'm gonna leave you be! Lots of loves all rounds! Loving you all! --LameHobo <3 |
Indigo Children!
| Are you an Indigo Child? Take this test! [X] Strong-willed [X] Born in 1978 or later - 1993 baby! [X] Headstrong [X] Creative, with an artistic flair for music, jewellery making, poetry etc.- GO THE DRAMA! [X] Prone to addictions - Caffeine, GUILTY AS CHARGED :D [X] An 'old soul', as if they're 13 going on 43 - I believe that I'm "cultured" mature [X] Intuitive or psychic, possibly with a history of seeing angels or deceased people - I suppose that I am intuitive [ ]An isolationist, either through aggressive acting-out, or through fragile introversion- not so much me... [X] Independent and proud, even if they're constantly asking for money - HELLS YES! [X] Possesses a deep desire to help the world in a big way [X] Wavers between low self-esteem and grandiosity [X] Bores easily - quite [ ] Has probably been diagnosed as having ADD or ADHD - I don't have a disorder [ ] Prone to insomnia, restless sleep, nightmares, or difficulty/fear of falling asleep [X] Has a history of depression, or even suicidal thoughts or attempts - unfortunately yes [X] Looks for real, deep and lasting friendships - none of this one-night stand shit or anything [X] Easily bonds with plants or animals Well, according to the "symptoms" I believe I am an Indigo Child! Now, you find out if you are or not! Love and Peace, LameHobo Labels: indigo child, test |
December, 2, 2008
| I'm on holidays which is like woo! But I find myself just doing the same things everyday... Watch Will and Grace... which is like an awesome show! && Reading - Wuthering Heights; which you really need to pay attention while reading... but Emily Bronte is a great writer! No-one was on MSN basically the whole time - because they have lives, lol. Also, every spare chance I get I rehearse/practice my monologue for an extension stream of acting classes, the monologue is pretty cool, but i want to get in so much more!!!!! Later on in the evening more people came on MSN which was like fuck yeah! And a friend and I, lets call her Glasses... don't ask... Now, Glasses logs on and i start to chat, our conversations get pretty strange, so just go with it! So we gotta talking about aura's and stuff and how Jesus had a white aura. Because of my warped mind this "white aura" linked me to the Harpic White and Shine toilet ad. Then, we started making sacreligious jokes, such as: Glasses: jesus is the toilet duck! Me: *Quack, Your all going to hell if you don't follow me! Quack"... Glasses: ROFL! Me: haha Glasses: the messiah has come to rid us of the demons of toilet stains! Me: HAHA! Me: I shall scrub thy with my toilet beard Glasses: rofl! Glasses: oh god, mental image Me: baha Glasses: and the lord shalt smite 99% of all bacteria! Me: lol! Glasses: oh yeah Glasses: religious humour Me: the best and most offensive! Glasses: so true Me*huge infomercial smile and swing arm (like pirate) with thumbs up* Glasses is fucking hilarious... Then, let's call her Zodo, Zodo and I had a great coneversation and pretty much came to blogs and how show now has one and how i should get one so i did! And here we are!!! Farwell for to-morrow! Love and Peace, LameHobo |
Welcome! To My Tit-Bits (haha lol)!
| Hello! This is LameHobo speaking! Or in the real world - My name is Kris... I am a drama queen of whom loves drama, film, music, breathing and candles. I especially love movement drama because you can express yourself through your body - and tell a story. This blog is probably gonna be M mainly because I might fucking swear a bit! Well, anyways! I'm gonna post this mother to get the ball rolling! Love and Peace, LameHobo Labels: bit, drama, film, fucking, LameHobo, music, queen, tit, welcome |